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Oh my gosh guys!!! You have to hear this!!!

Sun Jan 22, 2006, 8:23 PM
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I've decided for my birthday I'm going to leave deviantART forever. It'll be my favorite present yet.
My subscription ends 3 days after. I won't buy another one.
I've spent almost three years on this website, filling it with my photographic work. I've gone from loving this place to loathing it; from forgiving it to being disgusted all over again.
It's probably my fault, really. I mean, I could just grit my teeth and pretend that 75% of the entire deviantART population actually knows what the hell they're posting. I could ignore the fact that all the raw talent is polluted by uneducated fourteen-year-old fucks. But I won't. So I have this thorn at my side, this tiny sliver I refuse to pull out. Yeah. It's me. I accept the fact that I've become a mean spirit.

Also, I think it's ridiculous that Coca-Cola doesn't make Vanilla Coke anymore (in lieu of it's new Black Cherry Vanilla Coke). What is that? Pure bullshit, that's what! What sick human being thinks up that type of nonsense?

Anyways, this is sort of like a goodbye. Actually, it is. I'll be around in the future, maybe in Africa or Japan, taking photographs with old film cameras. Toodles.

PS - (Cat, in a couple months remind me to tell you the exact date of my England trip next year.)
  • Mood: Pepsi-ed out.

You know you're a yearbook photographer when...

Fri Jan 13, 2006, 9:11 PM
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> One side of your face is always more 'squinty' than the other.
> Your left eye twitches constantly.
> Your pointing finger needs constant medical attention.
> Your arm bulges from it's new 'camera holding' muscle.
> Every bad photograph you see gets the response, "Who the hell took that picture???!!"
> Cursing juxtaposition becomes your favorite hobby.
> You automatically know what aperture you'd use when attending any non-photographic related event.
> Your nightmares consist of the camera breaking during a school assembly, the flash not working at the homecoming football game, etc.
> Every excuse for being tardy to another class ends with, "and I was taking some yearbook pictures."
> You've memorized (by heart) every button to your camera and can switch to any mode/shutter speed/ISO at lightning speeds, even in utter darkness.
> You have a break down when you forget to switch from CMYK to Adobe RBG.
> Everything you see becomes some version of white balance.

I obviously have no life.
PS - Learn all about H2O by following this link!!!!
  • Mood: Twitchy.

No, I shall not pluck your disgusting eyebrows.

Thu Dec 29, 2005, 9:47 AM
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It'd be nice if every time I got on the internet it actually worked.
PS - What's so great about Ipods?

I've spent a majority of my free time at the doctors office lately. If it isn't a sore throat it's an ear infection, and if it isn't a large cut to the head it's a large cut to a place that's unmentionable.

I've been living off the nintendo. Harvest Moon, Resident Evil, Zelda, Super Mario, it's all the same thing every day. Work has no meaning until I figure out the 17th level of some foreign masters mind. Alas, where is the super mushroom? I need more lives.

And finally, to conclude, I have been wearing the same bra everyday until this morning, whereas I've taken off the pink lace one and turned to the blue sports one.

Cheers, brethren.
  • Mood: Delighted, I suppose

The only excuse for hot chocolate.

Tue Nov 29, 2005, 8:57 PM
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It snowed today.



Everyone was silly.
  • Mood: Cooooolllddddd.

There's a reason for holiday spirit. Somewhere.

Wed Nov 23, 2005, 9:05 PM
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For thanksgiving, I am thankful for:

Lysol,
Liars,
My english class,
A hot bath,
Text messaging,
Nathan,
Film,
Knotty hair,
Grilled cheese and
Tampons.

How about you?
  • Mood: Starved.

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